If you’re like me, you look back fondly on the days when TV channels like Much Music and  MTV actually played music and wonder what the hell happened. Where’d the music go? Why are there Oompa Loompas from Jersey on my TV set instead of Headbanger’s Ball? And what the f*** is a “Snooki”?

Look no further than this satirical video to provide you with some spectacular insight into what happened to the music.

Now you know. (And knowing is half the battle).